How to Eat Tarts!

Step 1: Stalk and decide which container to hit... Take your time if no one is around.. But do not get caught having 2 or more in your mouth.. It will be difficult to explain why you have 2 (or more) in your mouth! "They are too yummy" is the appropriate respond...
Step 2: Once you have decided which container to take the tart(s) from, open and select the most appetising one. This will probably be the most difficult decision to make... Hence the "2 or more tarts in your mouth" statement. As you cannot decide, you may feel the urge to gobble down more than you can handle. DO NOT do this...You WILL choke!
Step 3: (Not the best picture...) Turn the tart unside down so the pineapple jam will come in contact with the tongue (as shown in the picture).
Step 4: DO NOT chew but use the tongue to mush it around the mouth so as to fully taste the tart. When you successfully completed all the steps until here, you may start back at 2 or close the container and return another time for more.
Thank you for reading. Enjoy your tarts!

Note: This step by step guide to eating tarts maybe used on any and all tarts. Keep in mind that Step #1 is only carried out if there is more than 1 container of tarts. Please adhere to all rules of tart eating.

Yours Sincerely
The Tart Monster