How to Eat Tarts!

Step 1: Stalk and decide which container to hit... Take your time if no one is around.. But do not get caught having 2 or more in your mouth.. It will be difficult to explain why you have 2 (or more) in your mouth! "They are too yummy" is the appropriate respond...
Step 2: Once you have decided which container to take the tart(s) from, open and select the most appetising one. This will probably be the most difficult decision to make... Hence the "2 or more tarts in your mouth" statement. As you cannot decide, you may feel the urge to gobble down more than you can handle. DO NOT do this...You WILL choke!
Step 3: (Not the best picture...) Turn the tart unside down so the pineapple jam will come in contact with the tongue (as shown in the picture).
Step 4: DO NOT chew but use the tongue to mush it around the mouth so as to fully taste the tart. When you successfully completed all the steps until here, you may start back at 2 or close the container and return another time for more.
Thank you for reading. Enjoy your tarts!

Note: This step by step guide to eating tarts maybe used on any and all tarts. Keep in mind that Step #1 is only carried out if there is more than 1 container of tarts. Please adhere to all rules of tart eating.

Yours Sincerely
The Tart Monster

In my free time. . .

Looks retarded but will make improvements

Dad's Birthday

So today started out with a run at MacRitchie reservoir. Dad woke me up at 6.45am and we started our run at about 7.10am. Completed it at around... 8am I think because we took a detour... I was so tired...like sleepy.

We came home to a "hearty" breakfast of OJ, scrambled eggs, bacon and pork sausages. ummmmm...drool.

For dinner!! It was beef and toufu hotplate, prawns, crab, soup, fried rice and some noodles. It was good... I hope tonight my mum will make tarts... I'll help....eat them I mean.

Howl at the Moon

When first asked to "Howl at the Moon", I thought it would be just a group of friends going crazy. In actual fact, it was not just us, EVERYBODY was going nuts. It was so funny! I had an awesome time there. Can't wait to go back. I never knew there was a place like this before.

My dog here tried to steal the shot... He's so cute!
I've got 4 pairs of guess shoes and I am determined to keep them in good condition.
My first pair. They are pretty painful if I have to walk far in them. But beauty comes with a price and these are very beautiful shoes... Don't you think?
The black shoes. I call them my bondage shoes. So many straps. But they are comfortable and very beautiful! I can mix and match!


I bought these shoes because the heels are extremely unique and I have not seen heels designed like this before. And of course, the overall shoe is very beautiful.


This is probably the best and most comfortable pair of shoes I have ever put onto my feet. They are a killer pair of shoes with killer heel height but they DO NOT kill my feet. It blows everyone's mind away!
My Sembonia shoes. Glossy, black wedges. Second most comfortable pair of heeled shoes I own. I bought is pair the same day as the first pair featured.

GO AHEAD... DROOL =)

Complain again. Sorry guys

I wanna punch Magen but it may not be his fault today. I'm just venting. For the past few days, I haven't got a side job to do. And it was not busy. Today, I was stationed in the dining area. I had 5 tables under me. So I was pretty busy. Then, at 9.30, he says: "serve this then go do side job". I was shocked. What the fuck man. I mean, I've been serving the tables for a long time. So the tips won't even reach me. This is really unfair. This other server Emman, he's an ass and a whole other story which I think is not even worth mentioning.

So Ruby was talking to me at the back station. The the 2 men from the table of 6 that I was serving happened to pass by. They were funny, they asked the GM why I was behind and all that. They were upset that I was not serving their table. It was so funny; you had to be there. I spoke to them a little before I left. They were just cracking jokes and all that and were surprised that I understood what they were saying. (They were English men if you get my drift)

At the end of the day, no tips and I closed only 2 checks. Isn't that great? What a fucked day.

Good night =)

WATCH SLAMBALL!

Mum's 55th

There's a Dog in the sky!!!

When there is thunder, my dog starts growling and barking at the sky. If you think about it, thunder does sound like a dog barking. I honestly think that tequila thinks that there's a big dog in the sky barking at him. He's so cute.

Two more things

I'VE WATCHED HAIRSPRAY!!! AND

MUM... HAPPY BIRTHDAY....

Mum doesn't read my blog though. Ok now goodnight. =)

This shit is f***ed up

Today is Monday... Just so everyone knows. At the restaurant "DanRyans", it doesn't get too busy. Hence, there really isn't much of a need for a server to be assigned to the lounge. But I was. Instructions to me were: Since it should not be so busy today, you should help out in the dining area.

My input: Since we won't be expecting many in the lounge either.

Well, there are 4 servers today. Magen (ascended to managerial position but still wearing the server uniform), Puspa, Fisal and me. A bartender who is Tini (She hasn't got anything to do with the story though)

The 3 guys were supposed to be in dining and me in lounge. But Fisal got booted to runner and I would just help. That left puspa to the whole back and Magen to the whole front! Well, I'm not blowing my own horn here, but I do try to help wherever I can there. So I help. I helped Puspa at the back station because it was pretty busy. Then Magen comes and tells me (and I was just pissed to say the least) to hang out at the bar and let him (Puspa) do.

So obediently, I go. However just as I got to the bar area, he stops me and tells me that table 26 (at Puspa's station) is calling. My response to that is "So?" but I am told to go over. I wanted to... punch him in his face!

So the story goes, it gets busier and busier, but the fucking manager doesn't reassign any of the station. Fisal is still running food and I'm still "helping" out. At least reassign when a group to 10 walk in. The restaurant is fucked up. And Magen was showing signs of stress because his front station was packed like 9 tables! I just did as I was told. Hang around the bar. I helped a little. Not too much. Didn't want to disobey my manager ;) Ran some food and stuff. We're supposed to run our own food anyway.

At the end of the day, he apologised, I couldn't be bothered. I just said ok and left. He's a bi...

Good Night to all. Thanks for reading. =) LOVE!